Non Illegitimus Carborundum (Larger Photo)

—Words from the St Trinian’s Chant by Girls Aloud.

From left to right: Caroline, Joanna, and Virginia (all Realdolls), Laura (made by 4woods), and Rebecca (another Realdoll). Caroline can hang up (by an eye-bolt in the back of her neck) but I have only two mobile doll stands. Laura and Rebecca have no upright capability. (Rebecca's joints are so loose she cannot even hold a hair brush, poor thing.)